ask-asuma:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Proof that tumblr is filled with psychopaths

(In the best way)

Welcome to the land of psychopaths and fandoms.

(via just-a-bit-bifurious)

(Source: gameofthronesdaily, via swancaptainn)

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon has suddenly, inexplicably, become your legal guardian

(via roostarteeph)

anneboleyns:

I wouldn’t mind being visited by a ghost.

(via just-a-bit-bifurious)

lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

(via just-a-bit-bifurious)

weightlesslives:

Posting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.

(Source: overcoming-bulimia.com, via just-a-bit-bifurious)

obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

(Source: obamallamatime, via just-a-bit-bifurious)

voldemo:

"your password is weak"

You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you

(via just-a-bit-bifurious)

vondell-swain:

i want a shirt that says “eat or die” because at first it sounds rebellious but its just a reminder

(Source: itsvondell, via just-a-bit-bifurious)

Geoff to Gavin: Did you get the postcard from Millie?
Me: *literally dies*

oreoofficial:

en-rich-ment:

oreoofficial:

i need 7 billion arms so i can punch everyone at once

So you want to punch all the babies, sick, elderly and coma patients? I see.

actually 2 billion of those punches were for you

(Source: oreooficial, via carpal-tunnel-of-bden)

(Source: drunkyelyah, via just-a-bit-bifurious)

niehaus-vause:

you can see her accent

(via carpal-tunnel-of-bden)

hate:

tips on liking people:

  • dont

(via notjordancwierz)

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