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livebreathefangirl:

kids these days with their achievement teeth and rooster hunter

(Source: coldchillsthebones, via moosepantsonfire)

"You either like me or you don’t. It took me twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I don’t have that kinda time to convince somebody else."

- Daniel Franzese  (via paradiche)

(Source: durianquotes, via themosttimedifferent)

attractive person: hi
me: is this some kind of sick joke

"FUCK THE RADIO I’M A YOUTUBER"

- Dan Howell,2014 (via danwasonfireonce)

(Source: tamagotcho, via harpoonadeadpig)

melesbian:

If you’re feeling down, I’ll go down on you

(via humourbitch)

trillow:

i like it when the sky looks like the world is going to end

(via procastinated)

bluebackstabber:

should i attend uni or take the black

(via froltonjoy)

"I’m afraid I’m easy to forget."

- The Six Word Love Story #69 

(Source: thesixwordlovestory, via asillyfairytale)

methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

(Source: fajitastic, via angelofdudes)

guy:

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

(via hersmileisfading)

pizzist:

everyday is a bad hair day for me

(via jordancwierz)

harryedward:

“who could scroll past this” me

(via yelling-at-skeletons)

mike: *gets shot*
mike: *rolls eyes*
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