robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

(Source: humbleanimefan, via guy)

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via guy)

Born To Die - Lana Del Rey
Come on, take a walk on the wild side
Let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain
You like your girls insane

(Source: play-listings)

enlargers:

"can i ask you something?" my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief

(via androlgenhald)

celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

(via moosepantsonfire)

timelordridingintheimpala:

Seeing friends unknowingly reblog Roosterteeth things…

image

(via moosepantsonfire)

"Why is a porn blog following me"

- Ancient tumblr user proverb (via cutemutant)

(via thequeenofsaturn)

sixpenceee:

did you ever become friends with someone so beautiful?  and then they started telling you about the douchebags in their lives that did horrible things to them, like cheat and lie. and the only thing running through your mind is “who would ever want to hurt someone like you?”

(via night--on-the-sun)

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